Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Al_Imaan]

Circle circle, dot dot, now you got your cootie shot? XD!!!

uhhh...ok...lol....How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook good cookies?...or has this been up before...and which planet would u go to if u had a choice....

 

[Tania]

Which is your favourite cake :?

 

[Count DeSheep]

Which is your favourite cake :?

It's actually favorite. That's how Uncle Sam spells it. =P

How tall is tall?

 

[Muezzin]

many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook good cookies?...

That's way too philosophical for me. Plus I am hungry.

or has this been up before...and which planet would u go to if u had a choice....

Endor.

Which is your favourite cake

Chocolate eclair. Lovely jubbly.

How tall is tall?

Two winks short of a Wookiee.

Next!

 

[Musaafirah]

What's a wookiee?

 

[Muslim Knight]

A purple-colored man needs to teach a bunch of gorillas how to swim in women-only pool area while dressed up in a bunny suit and completely blind-folded. Explain three steps in which he can do this most effectively. Provide appropriate citations, sketched figures and diagrams where necessary.

Also, can a man buy an induction motor from a nearby hardware store and use it to induction motor a neighbor who yaps like a dog every night and day?

 

[shible]

where comes the relation between the question posted in this thread?

If there is a relation then explain it?

How far can we go without hopes and how far can we go without Shoes?

 

[H4RUN]

can u catch rabbits? or can they catch u?

 

[nafy]

salaamz...

hope ur ok inshAllah ma bro's

i wanna ask.....did u realise i was missing 4 so long?? lol...

w/salaamz

 

[Count DeSheep]

Is it true that the origin of the English word "amusing" was a Muslim entertainer named A. Muezzin?

 

[Muezzin]

What's a wookiee?

Arf

A purple-colored man needs to teach a bunch of gorillas how to swim in women-only pool area while dressed up in a bunny suit and completely blind-folded. Explain three steps in which he can do this most effectively. Provide appropriate citations, sketched figures and diagrams where necessary.

Don't leave home without it.

Also, can a man buy an induction motor from a nearby hardware store and use it to induction motor a neighbor who yaps like a dog every night and day?

I don't endorse animal cruelty. But I do appear to endorse beating up tramps. Make the right decision.

where comes the relation between the question posted in this thread?

If there is a relation then explain it?

It is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

How far can we go without hopes and how far can we go without Shoes?

About as close as our nearest Brantano. With new shoes comes new hope, new footwear and new newness renewed anew.

can u catch rabbits? or can they catch u?

That's like asking, 'Do you choke chickens, or do they choke you?'

The answer of course is... go ask your mother.

salaamz...

hope ur ok inshAllah ma bro's

i wanna ask.....did u realise i was missing 4 so long?? lol...

w/salaamz

I haven't been on for a long time, but I'm sure this thread was a little less entertaining in your absence.

Is it true that the origin of the English word "amusing" was a Muslim entertainer named A. Muezzin?

Nah, I just sneezed in a dictionary one time.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

what rhymes with muezzin?

 

[nafy]

salaam...

lol

ummm............do u know how 2 cook bro?? how do ya make a round roti? lol

w/salaam

 

[Count DeSheep]

Which came first, the chicken or the KFC?

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if he was named Simon Cowell, had an Australian accent, and could juggle with his eyelashes?

Are the best lumberjacks Scottish or Canadian?

Semi-halfway-serious question: Why do some people on here spell words with an extra A or H? Like Medina=Medinah? Confuzzling, it is, for Yoda, I am.

Is the Cookie Monster really just Yoda in disguise?

Do you Yahoo?

Is Minaz pro-nun-ssssst "my-ness"?

Why are Asians so awesome?

How many questions have I asked so far in this post?

If gangstaz call each other "dog" and jazz people call each other "cat", who can call someone else a fish?

Is Louis Armstrong related to Louis Headstrong?

PHEW! I'm tired now...XP

 

[Al_Imaan]

^^lol...

do u kow who jason wang is?

how many grams of fat does a cup of strawberries have?

can u sing w/out breaking any windows..

which ones would u prefer: special someone or someone special

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

 

[Muezzin]

what rhymes with muezzin?

Given enough medicinal marijuana, anything rhymes with muezzin.

salaam...

lol

ummm............do u know how 2 cook bro?? how do ya make a round roti? lol

w/salaam

I can make spaghetti bolognese.

And toast.

Fortunately, I know how to work a microwave.

Which came first, the chicken or the KFC?

Yoda.

How much would wood a wouldchuck chuck if he was named Simon Cowell, had an Australian accent, and could juggle with his eyelashes?

Enough wood to build a ladder to the Hubble Space Telescope.

Are the best lumberjacks Scottish or Canadian?

Canine-American.

Semi-halfway-serious question: Why do some people on here spell words with an extra A or H? Like Medina=Medinah? Confuzzling, it is, for Yoda, I am.

Typing errors or variations, I'm not sure. I like to put extra A's and H's in words randomly. It makes me sound more hazardous. Take the word 'chicken' for example. Pretty harmless word. But 'Chickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheeen'.

Makes you sound like a man.

Is the Cookie Monster really just Yoda in disguise?

The Cookie Monster and Yoda both have the great Frank Oz's hand up their respective jacksies. And he also does their voices.

Do you Yahoo?

Is yahoo a verb?

Is Minaz pro-nun-ssssst "my-ness"?

Min-aaz.

But we call him 'minus' when we want to take the mickey.

Why are Asians so awesome?

Two words. Chicken biryani.

How many questions have I asked so far in this post?

I don't care.

If gangstaz call each other "dog" and jazz people call each other "cat", who can call someone else a fish?

Politicians.

Is Louis Armstrong related to Louis Headstrong?

The real question is, is he related to Stretch Armstrong?

PHEW! I'm tired now...XP

Story of my life.

^^lol...

do u kow who jason wang is?

Some Chinese dude?

how many grams of fat does a cup of strawberries have?

Who cares?

can u sing w/out breaking any windows..

Only if I tie my hands behind my back.

which ones would u prefer: special someone or someone special

Chef's special.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

I think he becomes black.

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[Al_Imaan]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

I think he becomes black.

black?..huh:?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[Muezzin]

black?..huh:?

To avoid a race riot, I won't explain that joke.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Either that or he mistakes it for hot chocolate.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

That makes you wonder what Kit Kat employees do.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

The same reason why evil will always win. Because good is dumb.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Achtung junge, kommen sie hier

Next!

 

[Count DeSheep]

Is it possible to cook pancakes in a pot?

Is it possible to cook pot roast in a pan?

Is it pan to pot cook roast a in possible?

 

[aamirsaab]

Is it possible to cook pancakes in a pot?

I have yet to try this.

Is it possible to cook pot roast in a pan?

Depends on the size of the pan

Is it pan to pot cook roast a in possible?

Absolutely!

Not Gap, NEXT!