Neverending story

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only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped
 
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i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there
 
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but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging
 
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and closer, till I had a heart attack and died
 
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wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead.
 
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then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama
 
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so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me
 
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and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll...
 
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mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand
 
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then i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread
 

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