Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Lonely_Boy]

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On August 14, a woman went to a shop to buy Pakistani
flag. The shopkeeper gives her a Pakistani flag. She
looks at it for a while and ask one question

...... Shopkeeper faints

What does she ask?

Guess.........................

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Is mai koi doosra colour dikhao
..!!

 

[------]

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Gud jokez

 

[life]

Re: Urdu Jokes

On August 14, a woman went to a shop to buy Pakistani
flag. The shopkeeper gives her a Pakistani flag. She
looks at it for a while and ask one question

...... Shopkeeper faints

What does she ask?

Guess.........................

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Is mai koi doosra colour dikhao
..!!

ha ha us nay yeh nahi poocha bhai is mein koi aur design bhi dekhao.......

 

[chacha_jalebi]

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looool @ urdu jokes :happy:

k eres not a urdu joke but a pakistani joke kay:

der woz a conference of all d worlds police forces in d world, americas police woz der, englands, lalala lands police, and even d pakistani police woz der , d American chief stood up n sed "our police is so gud we no who committed d robbery within 15 hours of d crime"

d english commissioner stood up and said "SO, we no who d criminals r within 5 hours"

everyone seemed really impressed then the pakistani commissioner stood up and said

"you lot r all stupid, us pakistani police know who d criminals r even b4 d robbery takes place"

if any1 didnt get it den erm erm ...... :-[

 

[chacha_jalebi]

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:-[ lol i hav 1 wits a remix poetry if ya get me lol

khud ko kar buland itna, ke khuda tujh se kahey KITHEYY

erm erm

us ne kaha ke main tujh ko pyar kar ke chor doo gee, aur is ne pyar kiya aur chordiyaa
:-[ hav i lost d plot lol

 

[A.P]

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lol!

 

[waji]

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chacha jee buhat khoob

 

[IslamInside]

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haha bohut khoob

 

[IslamInside]

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

 

[IslamInside]

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LOL with the lipstick man lolllllllllllllllllllll HAHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D

 

[Ruenz]

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funny

 

[waji]

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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langda tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

 

[waji]

Re: Urdu Jokes



SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

 

[waji]

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;
kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata

 

[era]

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boohat acha

 

[gr8man]

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Aik Sardar Jee Ainay (Mirror) kay samanay Akhain band kar kay
kafi deair say kharay thay tu un ki biwi nay phocha Sardarjii
tusi ki karrahay hoo tu Sardar jii nay jawab diya kay may yey dekhnay
ki kushish karraha hoon kay may sotay howay kaisa lagta hoon;D ;D ;D

 

[era]

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acha hay bro:happy:

 

[life]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Windows in Urdu 2006

Bill Gates Was In Pakistan A Few Days Ago. He Announced That
Microsoft Plans To Release A Windows Version In Urdu. Here Are
Some Windows Terms That May Be Used In Urdu Khirrkiyaan 2004!

File = Darkhwaast
Save = Bachao
Save As = Aisay Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhay Bachao
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Phir Say Dhoondo
Move = Hillao
Open = Kholo
Close = Dafa Karo
New = Naya
Old = Khatara
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Kay Chaapo
Copy = Naqal Karo
Cut = Qatal Karo
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Zor Say Chipkao
Mail = Daak
Mailer = Daakia
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar Khamba
Compress = Thoonso
Mouse = Chooha
Zoom In = Ainak Utaar Kay Dekho
Zoom Out = Ainak Laga Kar Dekho
Delete All = Sub Ko Goli Maaro
Exit = Apnay Aap Ko Goli Maaro.

 

[gr8man]

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Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.

Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."