Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[nevesirth]

Re: Urdu Jokes

very funny, never heard jokes as funny as these before. the funniest thing is tht i dont understand a word of them. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[^..sTr!vEr..^]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Bindas ho k Jeenay ka....



Tension nahi lainay ka....




Achay sapnay dekhnay ka....




Mast life Guzarnay ka.....



Bhoot se nahi darnay ka.......






Boley tu: Mirror nahi dekhnay ka ...!!! kay:

 

[HJM]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Hehehehe......:happy:

 

[HJM]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...


Keh aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...





jao baba Aage jao.........................................

Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahi hai....

:hiding:

 

[HJM]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Aapke Ghar pe Tv hai?



Kon se channel
aate hai?










Table hai?















Chair bhi hogi?
















Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?

























Kutta hai?


























Bhais kyo
nai hai?












Audio CD hai k
Vcd k dvd?














Home theater
kyo nai hai?
















NaL hai?

Pani aata hai?






Fridge hai?



Bada hai k chota?




Thanda karta hai?


FROST FREE HAI KYA??


Kaun si company ka hai?


To dusri Company. ka
kyo nai hai?


Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?


Phone hai... ACHHA.

phir tu INTERNET bhi Ho GA?





Chalta hai kya?


yahan pr account bhi hoga...?




To phr yahan joke likhte hue bill aata hai kya???


:exhausted

 

[IB-Staff]

Re: Urdu Jokes

It's "URDU" Jokes thread, if you haven't noticed.

 

[salman786]

Re: Urdu Jokes

can some1 just give a brief summary of dat joke. I understand until he told da guy his mom's pic was in the third draw. But den what?

 

[maniadoc]

Re: Lateefay

Train main husband wife say:-
tujh say shadi kar kay pachtaa raha hoon; dil karta hay kisi kuttay koo day doon.

Samnay Wala Passenger:-
errrrhhhh; bhao bhao bhao

 

[maniadoc]

Re: Lateefay

Aik aadmi nay tension main kaha:-
Iss zindagee say toe maot achee


Forun maut ka farishtaa aa gaya aur kaha:-
Toe phir lay loon tumharee jaan?

Aadmi:-
Challo!!! hun banda koi gal ve na karey!!!

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husbandedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viranna
janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
& sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

 

[Khayal]

Re: Lateefay

Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viranna
janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
& sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Jannat men tu jaan chor den larkion ki..:hmm:​

Jo k pehlay say hee janaat men hen..​

Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon

Husbandedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga​

:giggling:

nice one, thanks.

.​

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[Khayal]

Re: Lateefay

Train main husband wife say:-
tujh say shadi kar kay pachtaa raha hoon; dil karta hay kisi kuttay koo day doon.

Samnay Wala Passenger:-
errrrhhhh; bhao bhao bhao

Astaghfirullah! :giggling:​

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

Ap ka matlab ha k larkiaan jannat main pehly se he hoon gi.....tobe karo g....pehly hm inhi ki wajha se jannat se nikaly gay hain...

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

Hello, kesi ho tum ?" Bari chahakti hoi awaz aai,,
"itni daaer laga di tum nay,main kab say baethi tumhara phone ka intizaar ker rahi the"

"haan baas zara ami ki tabiyaat theek nahi thee.is liye khana bananay main zara daaer ho gai?

"waisay tum kia ker rahi theen.?"

main .....main to shahrukh khan ki nai film "main hoon na " jo aaj hi reliaes hoi hay daekh rahi the.

ohhhh.! acha film releaehogai main aaj hi is ki CD mangwati hoon, pata hay meray mamo jaan aj maeray liye new CD player bhaej rahy hain

"ye to achi baat hay "

"acha aur kia haal hay tumhara "

"main buhaat thaak gai hoon ajj to!"

"kioon kia kia gaya tha ? "

bas zara Ami kay sath bazargai the. pori garmioo ki shoping ker dali.

"acha suno! jis kaam kay liye tumhay phone kia tjhe wo to bhool hi gai. agar yasmeen say baat ho to us ko kehnnak ya wo apni jorjat ki kameez bhaaej day. mujhay wesi hi banwani hay.

"kon yasmin kon si kamez"?

"kia matlub kon yasmeen? wo jo F.A main hamray sath perhti thee.

"laekin Uzma hum to matric kay baad school gaye hi nahi aur kon si saheli yasmeen.

aryy bahi kon uzma! main to samreen hon aur kia tum Shaheen nahi hoo?

shaheen. ....? nahi to ..... main to misbha hoon"...

kia ye 760269 nahi hay ......?

sorry wrong number......!!!

 

[Khayal]

Re: Lateefay

sorry, bhaie....Itni bari bak, bak perhnai ka time nai hai...:hiding:

jo k ghalti say perh li..​

 

[SomeHowpossible]

Re: Lateefay

ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".

 

[Khayal]

Re: Lateefay

ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".

Astaghfirullah!!!!!! LOOOOL! :haha:

thanks bhie it was very funny..;D​

 

['Abdul Rahmaan]

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Begum (dar kar): Woh kiya?

Khawand: Tumhara moon......!