Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
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You are clearly obsessed. I advise you taking a chill pill. Or a tic tac.
What you could do is build a shed. Oh and don't mess with the emoticons - it makes my heart bleed.
Sucker.
Well, it is back I guess.
Seek proper counselling - don't ask serious questions here that need serious answers. We cannot give you any advice on serious matters, as Muezzin is a money-grabbing, ambulance-chasing lawyer and I am his manager.
Probably got a stomach ache. In which case, ask an older and heavier sibling to sit on your spine. Should this result in adverse consequences (say, I don't know, your spine breaking), the masters (namely, me and muezzin) will not be held responsible (meaning, don't sue us, we have no money); we give out advice - you're the one who acted on it!Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions?
Don't put them in your mouth.
Well you see if the carebears ran around with a realistic looking heart on their chest, it'd scare the crap out of all the children. So, they (the carebears) said: Ok, world domination cannot happen if we make children soil themselves upon seeing us. Let us lure them into a false sense of security, with this lovely shaped heart, and then bag em!How did it happen? :?
You have to have your 5 a day. Then, when the moon aligns with saturn, and the sun's rays hit you (in the face), you become...the chosen one. Of course, the downside is that you'll be blind, but hey: at least you're a moderator, right?...
how do you become mod ? < Serious Question
You should participate in a bare-knuckle cage fight. Though, you might not just be ready for that yet, so I'd recommend entering the tenkaichi budokai (strongest under the heavens) tournament - apparently, there is a guy who can shoot fireballs from his hands, but he shouldn't be a problem what with your manic tendancies.
Rarrrrgh,. too many serious questions. If someone betrays you, then give them a cake (not a big one though) and say: it's ok, I love you.
Yes and no.
You can stand under my umberella. Ella. Ella. Ahahahah I'm so down with it!
Ok I'll make this easy. Basically, this thread is sort of like your local newsagents. Except, we don't sell any magazines, consumables, gifts, top-up vouchers or halaal jellies. Come to think of it, we don't sell anything. In which case, we're more like a charity - we help people....we offer the advice that noone else in the world can or dares to give. No question is un-answerable by us , no topic is taboo and yes we accept credit card payment.wow, this thread is still alive?
cool, I remember it from so long ago
how is this thread still alive?
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Imagine this.
I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.
Was it the headless horseman? :-\
I'm on the train with some hot chocolate on the lil tray infront of me. I close my eyes to catch a little less than 40 winks. When I open them, my hot choc had disappeared.
Was it the headless horseman? :-\
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They're good for illumination and heating your tea.
I'd exchange you a cow for some magic beans.
Sorry. I'm trying out this whole 'astral projection' thing. It's very relaxing and I've got a lot of insight into the workings of bank vaults.
You probably should forget I just typed that.
A victim of loan sharks.
No.
But if it's the last in the shop, I would.
Simple.
Google 'Apes that look like Bush'.
Hours of fun.
Or you could purchase one of these fine badges:
What a charming young lady.
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This thread is apolitical.
Is conquering North America morally sound?
Despite the above post.
And plus, you'd be killed by the Army, Navy SEALS, and ordinary seals.
Chuck Norris doesn't follow moral rules.What if it involves Chuck Norris?
Moral rules follow Chuck Norris.
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My friends say I am too stoic... yet I make silly faces at myself in empty university bathroom mirrors.
Am I bipolar?
Am I bipolar?
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I've run out of carrots, what will I use to poKe people, imsad
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GTA :muddlehea
isnt that a bit of an obscene game. with all those women in it.
isnt that a bit of an obscene game. with all those women in it.
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My sister is always irritating me and i dO nOt like being irritated. What can i do?
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Watch where you're poking it, mind.
So, the blatant disregard for the law, condoning of murder, robbery, theft and drug use would be perfectly acceptable, it's just the presence of all those women that breaks the camel's back?
I think you're on to something.
Imagine this is her head and destroy it with your bare hands.
My sister is always irritating me and i dO nOt like being irritated. What can i do?
If you can't bring yourself to do that, it means you love your sister.
Or hate pain. Same difference.
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