Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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al_imaan_786 said:
man, it took u a week to answer just a few questions....Talk about critical thinking...:p....
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My apologies for having a life.

Why are bratz dolls called "Bratz"?....
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Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.

If 1+1=Window....then wat does 2+2 equal?....
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Picasso.

Muj4h1d4 said:
You've lost ur touch
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No, I just choose not to touch people after the last guy whose hand I shook got an electric shock.

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Muezzin said:
My apologies for having a life.
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lol...r u trying to say that I don't:?

Because they need a smack.

Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand children's rights groups bricking my window.
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well, if anything happens, i'll be glad to take over the ur thread....:Evil:

Picasso.
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that's the best answer u ever came up with.....:X.....umm...plz dont give me neg reps...i was just joking....*cough* yea rite *cough*....:rollseyes

Have you ever been to wonderland?
 
DeepOcean said:
what is better in your opinion, hotmail or yahoo?
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Creme Eggs.

RighteousLady said:
Which you like best PC or Mac?

And why?
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You don't need a computer to enjoy a Creme Egg.

nafy_luvz_u said:
salaam

bro u lyk ma siggy? lol
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Flower Power! Although it would be vastly approved with the addition of a Creme Egg or two.

H4RUN said:
top o' the morning to ya
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Hello there mi friend, would ye like a bag o' Skittles? Ye can taste the rainbow, doncha know?

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sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....:nervous:

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......:phew
 
traveler said:
sorry to invade muezzins privacy.....

is it me only in this forum...think that this thread is slightly going off-topic....:nervous:

problems or answer and question session for muezzin......:phew
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You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

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Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.
 
Hisbul_Aziz said:
Dont worry i'm, not talking your job :X

The Gelitan in there a used from beef so i wouldn't see, what would make it harram
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:sl:

Pork By-Products:
This includes ingredients such as gelatine, emulsifiers, fat and enzymes. All of these are haraam. They also have alternatives that are either halal or vegetarian that can just as easily be used in their place. Items that can contain these pork-based ingredients include:

Jelly / Jell-O desserts
Marshmallows
Jelly / Gum sweets
Lard

They ask thee what is lawful to them (as food). Say: lawful unto you are (all) things good and pure: and what ye have taught your trained hunting animals (to catch) in the manner directed to you by Allah. eat what they catch for you, but pronounce the name of Allah over it: and fear Allah. for Allah is swift in taking account.

~ Surah 5 - Al Maidah : Verse 4 ~

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salaam

LOL! ;D...

anyways ummmm....bro i got a problem..........i cant seem 2 concentrate on revision!!....i sit der sayin ima do it....but i get distracted n leave it! helpppppppppppppp lol

w/salaam :)
 
Muezzin said:
You're right, technically, it's just that nobody actually cares if this thread goes off-topic. It's like that proverb - if a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Unfortunately, the same does not hold true for the smell of farts.

Next!
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how come nobody cares if this thread goes off-topic?...

jazaks for ur two examples rather not be infected by it...as all threads are equal to me.....why shud this differ?...
 
What's the best way to catch a turkey?
What did John Alden wear on his feet?
What's orange and falls off walls?
Have you been to Wonderland?
 
salamualikum.

Why me craving badlyyyyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy???

erm hey why i get left over from me OWN YESH OWN nephew b'day party whyyyyyy??

Ma'assalama
 

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