Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muslim Knight]

Okay if "Molon Labe" is Greek for "Come and get them!!",

What is "Elelelelelelelele!" in ancient Egyptian?

 

[Musaafirah]

I only seem to post on this thread come exam time..
Anyway, I have a month before my 2nd year exams, and I can't seem to revise..
It's nothing to do with wasting time on LI or anything, it's just that I can never put my head to revising at this time. I always want to revise after the exams (Weird, I know), but I just can't do anything!
Aww man..

 

[H4RUN]

is it getting hot hot hot?

 

[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.

You come online Muzy but no replies Oh why O why??

Ma'assalama

pssst No nephew it's getting cccold. Duh! lol tupid!!

 

[Uthman]

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

 

[Uthman]

Sorry, but I have been looking for an excuse to post that emoticon for ages.

 

[Muezzin]

Did you know that skittles are haram?....or do i got the wrong info....

I don't have time to eat them anyway.

Minaz: I have a pr0b1em, h0pe U can he1p.

I not1ced 7hat my typ1ng wa5 s10w1ey de7er10rating 1nto what the "k1ds"
c4ll txt-speak.

0v3r severa1 dayz, my typ1n9 is B-coming le55 and le55 1eg1ble and is
fi11ed w1th numbaz r3plac1ng l3tterz.

Als0 I s33m to hav3 a h4bit ov mi5-5pelling wurdz & ending my wurdz wiv a "Z"

wh47 can 1 d0? Itz g377ing wurse all 73h tim3.

I suspect right now, you're feeling a bit like Alice - tumbling down the rabbit hole.

You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Wait, did I say pills? Silly me.

That's better.

salaam

LOL! ...

anyways ummmm....bro i got a problem..........i cant seem 2 concentrate on revision!!....i sit der sayin ima do it....but i get distracted n leave it! helpppppppppppppp lol

w/salaam

Tell yourself if you do not revise, you will die. Heck, you could even hire out a contract killer to keep an eye on you, but that's a little extreme.

But more practically, sit yourself down, think how important it is to pass your exams, make sure you've got a good plan for your revision, get away from all your distrations, and be determined to revise.

i cant catch the pigeon

Then enter a Wacky Race.

I can't do a lot of things

I can't see dead people.

The Neverending Story...it was indeed jazakhallah!!

Happy to be of help. It's just a pity my synapses are cluttered with such trivia.

how come nobody cares if this thread goes off-topic?...

jazaks for ur two examples rather not be infected by it...as all threads are equal to me.....why shud this differ?...

Because this thread is played for laughs.

What's the best way to catch a turkey?

With a gun.

What did John Alden wear on his feet?

The crew of the Mayflower.

Prove he didn't.

What's orange and falls off walls?

Tony the Tiger tipsy on cider.

Have you been to Wonderland?

I've been to Disneyland....

salamualikum.

Why me craving badlyyyyyyyyy??? whyyyyyyyyyy???

What are you craving? Just drink some water.

erm hey why i get left over from me OWN YESH OWN nephew b'day party whyyyyyy??

Ma'assalama

I'm not entirely sure what you're asking, but I'm sure cake figures somewhere.

Okay if "Molon Labe" is Greek for "Come and get them!!",

What is "Elelelelelelelele!" in ancient Egyptian?

'Hark! The sea spliteth and drowneth us-eth'

I believe.

I only seem to post on this thread come exam time..
Anyway, I have a month before my 2nd year exams, and I can't seem to revise..

Join the club.

No really, they give out secret decoder rings.

It's nothing to do with wasting time on LI or anything, it's just that I can never put my head to revising at this time. I always want to revise after the exams (Weird, I know), but I just can't do anything!
Aww man..

I can't motivate you.

But this can:

Don't make me set it loose on you to make you revise.

is it getting hot hot hot?

That's what Big Cook and Little Cook say.

Blokes make the best chefs, see.

But don't tell the missus.

Salamualikum.

You come online Muzy but no replies Oh why O why??

Ma'assalama

Why not?

N3*t!

 

[Al_Imaan]

Why does it take you forever to answer?...

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

What goes "gobble, gobble, BOOM"?

Why is a couch like a turkey?

Am I losing my mind? (don't answer that)......

and also, very good answers to my previous questions...but John Alden wore Plymouth socks not the Mayflower crew....and the orange thing that falls off walls is "Humpty Pumpkin"....and if ur wondering y asked even though I knew the answers, well thats cuz i was just testin u...mwahahaha....:Evil:

 

[Muezzin]

Why does it take you forever to answer?...

Coursework and laziness. A unique juxtaposition.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

June bugs?

What goes "gobble, gobble, BOOM"?

A turkey that swallowed a hand grenade.

Why is a couch like a turkey?

It's possible to sit on both.

Am I losing my mind? (don't answer that)......

....

Fair enough.

and also, very good answers to my previous questions...but John Alden wore Plymouth socks not the Mayflower crew....and the orange thing that falls off walls is "Humpty Pumpkin"....

What the heck is 'Humpty Pumpkin'? Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

and if ur wondering y asked even though I knew the answers, well thats cuz i was just testin u...mwahahaha....:Evil:

Hmm.

Next!

 

[ummAbdillah]

salaam
what can do to get my lil bros to clean their room?
they are soo lazy! they never do any housework man!
wa salaam

 

[Al_Imaan]

June bugs?

don't u know that the Mayflower was a ship so it brought pilgrims...not June bugs...

....
Fair enough.

well, that nice...

What the heck is 'Humpty Pumpkin'? Humpty Dumpty was an egg.

An egg is obviously not orange...

 

[Na7lah]

Do you answer people's questions just to pass your time?

What would u do if you werent invited to a party?

Did u ever think about becoming a mod?

 

[H4RUN]

top o' the maaarnin'...who are yer ganna vote fer johnny boy?

 

[Kittygyal]

salamualikum.
Erm water that sux.

Cake figures oh leave it out dude come again.


N3*t meaning? (next)?

erm why are you so lazy?

Ma'assalama

 

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:salamext:

Why do some guys have squeaky voices like girls? (Bearing in mind that some are in their 30s :muddlehea)

Why do people start a question and end it with why?

If the Never-Ending story ended, then why was it called the Never Ending Story?

Why do you take ages to reply?

Why do girls worry more than boys?

Why are boys so full of themselves?

Is this thread the Never-ending thread?

 

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[Muezzin]

salaam
what can do to get my lil bros to clean their room?
they are soo lazy! they never do any housework man!
wa salaam

Eye of the Tiger, as they say.

In this case, it will be peeking through the door of their bedroom until they clean it.

don't u know that the Mayflower was a ship so it brought pilgrims...not June bugs...

I'm British, I'm supposed to hate American history. It's genetic nationalism or something. Why else didn't they teach it at school?

Do you answer people's questions just to pass your time?

Nah, mostly to make people laugh. I could find much easier ways to pass my time, but I'd probably lose what few IQ points I have in the process.

What would u do if you werent invited to a party?

Never been in that position... Um.. Eat a bunch of custard creams?

Did u ever think about becoming a mod?

I just became one. It was like getting shot.

Except a slightly more welcome surprise.

top o' the maaarnin'...who are yer ganna vote fer johnny boy?

Johnny? Are we talking Bravo or Sasaki? They both get my vote!

salamualikum.
Erm water that sux.

Okay.

Cake figures oh leave it out dude come again.

Um..

N3*t meaning? (next)?

Affirmative.

erm why are you so lazy?

I can't be bothered to answer that question.

Why do some guys have squeaky voices like girls? (Bearing in mind that some are in their 30s )

Maybe their underpants are too tight.

Why do people start a question and end it with why?

Because why comes after x.

If the Never-Ending story ended, then why was it called the Never Ending Story?

See, in the story of the movie, the kid's reading a book called the Never Ending Story, and that story never ends because the characters continue their adventures and stuff - however, the film itself does end.

Why do you take ages to reply?

To build suspense.

Laziness has nothing to do with it. No. Nope. Uh-uh.

Why do girls worry more than boys?

I'd like to say something, but I'm afraid a militant feminist might pop out of the power socket and rip out my eyeballs.

Why are boys so full of themselves?

Shh, don't talk to me, I'm trying to concentrate on my reflection.

Lookin' good.

Is that a blackhead?

Is this thread the Never-ending thread?

In a manner of speaking. Er, typing.

Next!

 

[afriend]

I miss Minaz....And I still have to give feedback for your story :-[ completely forgot about that!! Give me...a day or so :X

 

[Kittygyal]

Salamualikum.
Where's Minaz gone?
Ma'assalama

 

[Muezzin]

I miss Minaz....And I still have to give feedback for your story :-[ completely forgot about that!! Give me...a day or so :X

Not to be a turd, but it's been two weeks.

Salamualikum.
Where's Minaz gone?
Ma'assalama

On holiday.

Next!