Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
That pic is spooky bro.....man...u are a bit....doo laly in the head.lol.
Anyway, I really like this part:
Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'
But we both know...its not gna happen.
so....ur gna have to cum up with sumthing esle.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:
Allah ma3ak
Fine.
Just put a little cardboard standee thing on your desk saying 'Don't hate me cos you're ugly.'
I know it should say 'Cos I'm beautiful' but let's just try this for a change.
Alternatively, if you want to take the friendly approach get her a packet of Werther's Originals. Works like a charm. Provided you haven't used the Dinosaur Plan, or Plan B above, first.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Fine.
Alternatively, if you want to take the friendly approach get her a packet of Werther's Originals. Works like a charm. Provided you haven't used the Dinosaur Plan, or Plan B above, first.
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Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.
"I spent thirty years learning manners, and I spent twenty years learning knowledge."
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.
Lol don't worry i'm sure she's only messing around All you need to do is find a common ground. Lol I dunno how old you guys are but you must be around yr10 or under - I wouldn't be too bothered about her, are you?
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wow...u both online at the same time(bro minaz and muezzin).....hmmm...im trying to think of a problem....ok heres one...for the first time in my life i have no problem....and my sister seems to have dissapeared from the forum!!!!
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LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!
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format_quote Originally Posted by Osman
Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.
Get either:
a) A whoopee cushion
or
b) A thumb tack.
Both go on her seat. One has funnier results than the other.
LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!
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ok...thats a must try...and ill do it 2moz...as our head teacher is off on thursdays.....will keep you updated as im gonna be naughty and com on during the I.C.T lesson!!!
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bro muezzin I have sum news.
*sits comfortably*
You know the other day wen U told me to grab hold of a magnet and point it to the laptop of them freaks?Yeah!!! Well, amazingly I think Allah was watching and I think He felt the same about the music (annoyed).
I was doing this experiment right. And I happened to have looked down at a set of draws. I saw that the bottom one was ACTUALLY labelled 'magnets.' Muwahahahahahahahaha.
I tld this girl abut my plan a few days ago and she was in stiches. My mouth dropped wen I saw the draw FULL of magnets. I tugged at the girl's sleeve and she was lyk: Go for it!!!
I had a lab coat on (man, it felt feels cool wearing one of them)...The sleeves are quite long on them so I was able to hide it underneath my sleeve.lol.
I walked over pretending to look for the lighter for my experiment. I randomly put my hand next to the laptop facing the magnet towards it. NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!
Brother, u really have to tell me how to do it.....I have the magnet....all u have to tell me is which part of the laptop it must face b4 the ADVENTURE BEGINS....muwahahahahahaha.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Ameeratul Layl
Oh dont worry I will.The fun hasnt begun YET!!!!
Allah ma3ik
p.s: Once br muezzin has provided me with that lil bit of info I have asked for......there will be no stopping me.
Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.
And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.
Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.
And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.
Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.
Ill see how I feel wen I go into lab the next tym I go. If I feel i ought to get rid of him and his stupid music then the magnet it will be.laying:
How long do i stand there by the way....and wat makes u soooo sure itll work?
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