Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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This thread has so many replies every day, its hard to keep up!
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How do you think we feel? :p

Aalimah said:
Okay I have a problem docs... You see there's this really, really annoying girl in school. Everytime she sees me, she screams and does the whole hugging and kissing business and expects me to listen to her whole life's story... EVERYDAY, after every class! Running away is no help... I sprained my ankle while running away from her once and it was horrible. Plus, she thinks we're 'buddies'. How do I get her away from me for good? :heated:
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I'll give you Minaz's parents' home address. It's about time he got hitched.

eyes of mine said:
Dear Agony Person's
My terrible secret is killing me
I have a dog, not just any dog but a BIG BLACK DOG and I have to walk her 3 times a day in my hijab , I try not to look like she belongs to me but she wont stop following me.
I tryed to disguise her as a donkey one day by sticking a pair of false teeth in her mouth but it did not fool anyone.

How can I disguise the fact that I am a muslimah with a big black dog ?
She is a gaurd dog but in putting potential burgulars off Its really putting potential husbands off
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Do as so:

Simply put a large, painted blue garbage can over it. With any luck, they won't think it's a dog at all, but instead R2 D2. And no potential husband can resist a practicing lady with her very own astromech droid. For best effects, teach the dog to beep. And don't tell me it's impossible - if it can catch a frisbee, it can learn to beep.

F.Y. said:
OK, I or should I say , we, have a problem here in Australia. For every person there are two kangaroos. They are damaging the farmer's crops - they seem to be a serious pest.
What do you suggest should be done about these guys? Farmers give permission for people to go and hunt/shoot on their farms.
Do you agree?
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I don't agree with shooting. I do agree with using these:

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'What's that Skip? Someone knocked you the hell out?'

bro mujahid said:
Oh my days this threads grown massive over the span of one day, theres too much to read in so short time, looks like its evident that the minaz/muezzin fan clubs increasingly growing.
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I know. We should start making T-shirts.
 
Assalamu alaikum

I invited two brothers to the masjid on Sunday, they never came, I want to do something really mean to them, any ideas?
 
Abrar said:
I can't become a true Jedi Knight.
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You just need to build your own lightsaber - and now you can!

far7an said:
I invited two brothers to the masjid on Sunday, they never came, I want to do something really mean to them, any ideas?
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What would be really mean is to not listen to their reason. Which was, in both cases, coursework. :)

Ameeratul Layl said:
There is no harm sharing it with me....go on bro.....tell me....
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Top-secret Bro's Forum business. MI5-classified. Or something.

I always get ignored!!!
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I'm sorry, did you say something?
 
Proud ukht said:
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabarakthu

wow!! sis you don't know what you missing!! hmmmm lol :happy1:

walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
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May I ask, how do they make them? I wouldn't eat any object that have not tasted or heard of before. Don't mind me, I'm just picky like that. :statisfie
 
Ameeratul Layl said:
:sl:

Well, u should go out there then sis.....and eat to ur hearts content.:playing:
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I have to know the content of what I'm eating before i eat it first! ;D

Ameeratul Layl said:
:sl: Ull soon find out wen u've bitten into it.....leave it a surprise sis. :giggling:

* Hides her face and giggles *
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I mean come'on now..what if someone had put poison or something in your food and you've just taken a huge bite to it? You would die before you can actually know what happend! :hmm: Funny thing, is that it actually happend to a person before. This guy had some enemies but he really thought they were his friends. They wanted to kill him..so they put poison into his food.


Where's the 2 stooges? I DEMAND a solution to this problem :okay:
 
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Halima said:
May I ask, how do they make them? I wouldn't eat any object that have not tasted or heard of before. Don't mind me, I'm just picky like that. :statisfie
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omg !!! food :giggling: is that what we talking about?! i think im starving!!! i think i want roti with saag!!! omg.....whos cooking :rolleyes: send me food!!!

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
 
Abrar said:
* lightsabers switches on.Kills Muezzin.Joins the dark side*.
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*Sidious mode* he's still alive...

:p

Anyway, fish and chips are available from all good erm.. fish and chip shops. Such as East Park Chippy, or Grimsby Fisheries. Goodness knows where you get them in the States though.

Anymore problems to solve? The poison one doesn't really count because:

a) I laughed

and b) it's already happened.
 
lol
oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way ;)
oh n i got anova problem........
c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad......
whereva i luk..........i c chocolate..........
chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........
i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol
HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
lol
oh yeh bro.....i found ma nemo by da way ;)
oh n i got anova problem........
c da thing is yeh......i fink im goin mad......
whereva i luk..........i c chocolate..........
chocolate ppl, chocoalte trees, chocolate houses........
i need 2 stop b4 its 2 late!! b4 i accidentlly grab at sum1 lol
HELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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Next time you think you see chocolate people, close your eyes and imagine that they're made of these instead.

I don't think you'll take a bite out of that.
 
lol.........ur rite Doc hehehe ;)
u shud be gettin paid 4 dis lol hahaha ;)
 
Abrar said:
I wanna get rich and married!!Help!!!
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Don't we all? :p

Google 'Islamic Marriage' and see what comes up.

As for getting rich, move to Brazil and start a lucrative business selling tires. Then stage a hostile takeover of Goodyear. You'll be set for life.
 
Rabi'ya said:
omg !!! food :giggling: is that what we talking about?! i think im starving!!! i think i want roti with saag!!! omg.....whos cooking :rolleyes: send me food!!!

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
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Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. :giggling: They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?
 
Halima said:
Ask erm Dr.muzzein and erm..what's his other name? ermm....Dr.Minaz They can find a solution by cooking for us. :giggling: They can cook us some roti and saag along with fish and chips. How does that sound?
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