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:sl: My lil sis is 3 yrs old now..wen she was smaller, she used to come with my mum to fetch us from school..at the school gate, when she would see us getting into the car she would cover her eyes with her hands :blind: and yell: "I don't want them to see me!". :D
 
just saw on tv akid presented with a birthday cake, told to make a wish, she said " I wish I had a better cake"
 
My baby cousin (she just turned 3) is staying with us for a while, and her dad works in another country, the other day she got really cranky and kept saying "baba come here, come right here, baba come here" and she'd point at random things ... it got really annoying but it was really cute ...

This same cousin told an elderly aunt who visits us randomly to "get out and shut up her mouth" ... she got in a lot of trouble that day ...

kids say the randomest things
 
My little brother always tells me funny things that happen at school,

one of his friends is called Osama who he calls osama bin laden, lol
and another george who he calls george bush, ironic eh?
 
A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


Strike while the... wasp is close.
.
Never underestimate the power of ... termites.

You can lead a horse to water but.... How?

Don't bite the hand that .... looks dirty.

No news is .....impossible

A miss is as good as a .....Mr.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... stink in the morning..

The pen is mightier than the.......pigs.

An idle mind is.... the best way to relax

Where there's smoke there's......pollution.

Happy the bride who.......gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.....not much.

Two's company, three's...... the Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.... You have to blow your nose.

There are none so blind as.....Stevie Wonder .

Children should be seen and not .... spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed .......get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind......get out of the way.

A bird in the hand......is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

Better late than....... Pregnant
 
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my mom’s friend’s daughter is sooo adorable
she makes me laugh all the time. btw, she’s only 4 yrz old
my mom loves teasing her. so does everyone else
I’ll share something funny she said
one time my mom was telling her “hey Becky, u know who the president of the united states is?
I’ll tell u. its george bush.” :D
Becky: “nooooooooooooooo, is ooraack obaamaaaa”
Mom: “nooooo, its george bush”
Becky: “nooooooooooooooooo” *literally screaming* :enough!:
then she goes n tells her dad: “u know daddy, ms.***** doesn’t know aaaanyyyyyything”
 
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I was at my khala's house and we were doing some stock taking.
Her daughter, being who she is (a 3 year old human duracell bunny), gets involved.

Cousin A: ''How many packets do you have?''
Me: ''About 3 or 4. How many do you have, cousin A?''
Cousin A: ''1, 2....71!''

Later on in the day, cousin A proceeded to assault me. This involved pulling my hoody over my head, jumping on my back (I was kneeling down to count the stock) and strangling me (you know, when kiddies want a piggy-back ride and they ALWAYS without fail hold on tight to your kneck!].

She did this entire procedure 3 times in a row. Laughing maniacally all the way.
 
me and my family visited my cousin..who's about 2/half yrs. We were all sitting in the living room, while we were there her fathers friends came over as well.

When one of her fathers friends came to hold her n say salam she said wit a smile "u look like a monkey"

I know its cute...but not wen the guy actualy looks like one lol.

I don't think anybody really laughed.

Kids say the weirdest things.
 
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my then 4 yr old niece for some reason pronounced the word wife as life..

anyway so she goes to my brother (who was getting married at the time) and says: Uncle do you know have a life (:X)

over time, things happened and they divorced, so she goes up to his ex and says, isnt my uncle your life anymore....we were like shurruuuuup :phew
 
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I'm sure most of you are familiar with the characters in Noddy... so anyway my little sis has this Noddy book, so she looked at the picture of Bumpy Dog n instead of calling it Bumpy Dog, she called it Ban Kee Moon (sorry ... not sure about the spelling) :zip: O yeh .. n she called Martha Monkey "halfa monkey" :D

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A Primary School teacher had twenty-six children in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!


Strike while the... wasp is close.
.
Never underestimate the power of ... termites.

You can lead a horse to water but.... How?

Don't bite the hand that .... looks dirty.

No news is .....impossible

A miss is as good as a .....Mr.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll...... stink in the morning..

The pen is mightier than the.......pigs.

An idle mind is.... the best way to relax

Where there's smoke there's......pollution.

Happy the bride who.......gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.....not much.

Two's company, three's...... the Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.... You have to blow your nose.

There are none so blind as.....Stevie Wonder .

Children should be seen and not .... spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed .......get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind......get out of the way.

A bird in the hand......is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

Better late than....... Pregnant


LOL:D...sometymz it seems lyk the kids of today have a higher IQ than us :X
 
my 2 year old neice was hungry and she went to her mother who was expecting twins at the time and said "get up and gop to the kitchen you lazy women"
 
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:) u know how elders tend not to be very honest and straight forward with kids about everything..since kids mostly ask questions that either dont have an answer to or the answer may not be shared with them at their ages :)
A friend of mine has a nephew, who asked his parents where the babies come from? So, ofcourse, his parents decided to tell him that we go to a beautiful lake and find the babies there and we bring them home!
One day, the kid's aunt gives birth to a child. They all go to the hospital to see the lady and her child. The kid saw that this new born was a very healthy one (masha allah), so among all the relatives and to his parents surprise and embarrassment, he goes,"mama! did she (the aunt) find this baby at the RIVER?" lol
 
My brother thinks my old photo is him and says mommy why is Yanal not born here and bigger then me still?
 
i just love it how blunt little children can be...

they like to tell their parents that they are fat
or they stink
or other embarrasing things
 
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The other day, we was watchin footy and someone missed a chance so my lil bro comes out wiv: "ya Allah" in a typical Indian way. :rollseyes He sounded real cute though, bless him :)

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My lil sis is obsessed w/ the nasheed "bunayyaty" by Abu Ali...My dad started calling her bunayyaty recently. The other day I was speaking to my dad on the phone and i heard her asking him:" Daddy who you speaking to - Bunayyaty?"...
Apparently she's started calling all her siblings Bunayyaty as well :D
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