Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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what do u call those birds that always make that noise at sunrise again? SubhanALlah ALWAYS at sunrise!!! What makes em do that? Isnt that like a miracle :eek: !! I wanna get one o those to wake me up for fajr... but then again... they always go off AFTER its too late to pray
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My tears testify that i have a heart
yet i feel me and shaytan never part
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
what do u call those birds that always make that noise at sunrise again? SubhanALlah ALWAYS at sunrise!!! What makes em do that? Isnt that like a miracle :eek: !! I wanna get one o those to wake me up for fajr... but then again... they always go off AFTER its too late to pray
A cockerel? A rooster?
I don't know what makes them do that - but if I lived on a farm I might.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin
Rent a bunch of Delia Smith videos. She even shows you how to crack open an egg.
Feel free to use any smiley you like. I don't even subscribe to these '', '' being fitnah, but others do, so I don't use them to avoid causing offence.
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He hee..Delia Smith?! For Asian cooking? I don't think so!
I really don't get on with the kitchen..
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format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
What's raita?
Mine looks better than that though. I put chilli powder and bhoondi in. Bhoondi is kind of these little crispy balls, sort of like rice krispies, but spherical as opposed to rice-shaped. You put them in milk until they're soft, then put the yoghurt and everything on top. Pukka, as Mr Oliver might say.
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format_quote Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed
wow that looks nice......
It tastes nicer.
format_quote Originally Posted by Nawal89
can you make that muezzin? the raita. Or does your mom make it for you?
Yep, I can make it. I was going to make it yesterday, got everything ready, put the bhoondi in to soak, then went away for a few minutes - when I got back, someone else had made it heh.
Mine looks better than that though. I put chilli powder and bhoondi in. Bhoondi is kind of these little crispy balls, sort of like rice krispies, but spherical as opposed to rice-shaped. You put them in milk until they're soft, then put the yoghurt and everything on top. Pukka, as Mr Oliver might say.
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that luks nice BUT will a british man whos not accustomed to spice like it? Also is it tru that lions only eat meat? Is that why there so strong :eek:
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My tears testify that i have a heart
yet i feel me and shaytan never part
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Umm_Shaheed No.... it was on the counter..... just waiting to be eating.... i couldn't resist it.
OH MY GOD I'M EVIIIIIIIIL!
*runs away and cries*
That's not evil. Killing someone would be evil. Not eating their bowl of Cheerios.
By the way, I thought those things had e471 in them. I'm not trying to cause alarm or anything, but do check the ingredients. I could be wrong. It could be that special 'vegetarian' e471.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abd'Majid
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that luks nice BUT will a british man whos not accustomed to spice like it?
I don't give a toss about what a British man unaccustomed to it thinks. I think it tastes beautiful.
Also is it tru that lions only eat meat? Is that why there so strong :eek:
Lions are carnivorous, yes. However, it's really the linonesses that do all the hunting. A lot like us human males - get the woman to do all the hard work.
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