Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Muezzin said:
So, the blatant disregard for the law, condoning of murder, robbery, theft and drug use would be perfectly acceptable, it's just the presence of all those women that breaks the camel's back?
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for men, yes.
the rest is all bad but its women that will lead you to hell.Do you want to go there?.Exactly!

(ill say it for you)

Next!
 
Pk_#2 said:
Oooewy Akhi I am sensitive, imsad You mek me queasy,

How comes Aamirsaab doesn't visit his freeweb site no more? He's boring now.. :skeleton:
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Considering that this particular question refers to my absence regarding my personal (and free) website, I believe it is of great relevance that I, the creator of my website, should be the one to answer this most puzzling question provided by the person asking the question.

My answer to this question-maker shall be expressed as follows, with a state of the art image to completely illustrate the reason:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f207/aamirsaab/LIpicture-1.jpg
 
well it is indeed a monday morning with tuesday soon to be dawning after 6 hours of myself yawning


my questiong this fine morning good sir is why are people so fascinated with a chicken that happened to cross a road?

whats so blasted fascinating about a chicken crossing a silly little road?
 
Sahabiyaat said:
lol :D

having a haircut is not a reason to become boring aamirsaab!
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Your comments hurt me deeply - many seconds were put into that fine piece of artwork. I suppose I must re-answer your question, in which case: I haven't updated my website for about 2 years. Why? Can't be asked + I have no new material. Its only purpose to me is a reminder of the good ol' days of college, where that website was founded and I guess ended.

Fighting4Iman said:
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my questiong this fine morning good sir is why are people so fascinated with a chicken that happened to cross a road?

whats so blasted fascinating about a chicken crossing a silly little road?
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I have 3 theories on this matter:

theory 1

theory 2

theory 3

With the above theories in mind, we can thus see how complex the situation truly is. A mediocre icebreaker of a joke soon becomes quite the conundrum, and so I must conclude that the act of a chicken crossing the road is actually rather deep and meaningfull.

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so your first theory is to avoid an obsessive stalker whos in love with the chicken so the chicken must pull a chicken and chicken out, only route however is a certain dangerous road


Your second theory is that the chicken is a Target of a Hungry crime syndicate who have been deprived of chicken for quite some time, therefore our brave chicken must embark on a perilous journey across the road


your third theory, i must admit, has me completely bedazzled.


amusing i must say
 
Okie dokes. I have a question.
What's with all the name changes? What's wrong with constantness?
Why are people disappearin?
I have 2 deadlines next week and I don't wanna pull my hair out. Help.
 
aamirsaab said:
Considering that this particular question refers to my absence regarding my personal (and free) website, I believe it is of great relevance that I, the creator of my website, should be the one to answer this most puzzling question provided by the person asking the question.

My answer to this question-maker shall be expressed as follows, with a state of the art image to completely illustrate the reason:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f207/aamirsaab/LIpicture-1.jpg
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Aww, that's really sadimsad, how did you get a haircut if you dun hav no money akhi? or did you just pull the hair out due to stress..?
 
Fighting4Iman said:
lol what a noob



yes sir, you have officially been called a noob



T_T?
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Fishman said:
Yup, he's been seen attempting to use a 'joystick' already...
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How do you respond to these stunning accusitions, mr Muezzin?
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Lol this thread is hilarious.

Why are so many people's account disabled? Did you poke them out with your moderator authority :ooh:
 
Sahabiyat said:
for men, yes.
the rest is all bad but its women that will lead you to hell.Do you want to go there?.Exactly!
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Did that make sense to you when you wrote it?

If it did, the moral of the story is:

Women lead to hell.

Crimes do not.

Awesome! An excuse to never marry and instead become a mafia don to obtain illicit worldly pleasures which I will never really have to account for before or after death!

Musaafir said:
Okie dokes. I have a question.
What's with all the name changes? What's wrong with constantness?
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Like the changin' of the seasons and the turnin' of the tides...

That sounds like a lyric from a song.

A bad one. But if I could go back in time and put it into the mouths of the Beatles, I'd be swimming in cash!

Why are people disappearin?
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I have 2 deadlines next week and I don't wanna pull my hair out. Help.
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I suppose you could wear a wig.

Or calm down and plan your work out, then stick rigidly to your plan, blocking all distractions.

A wig would help with that too.

Fishman said:
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How do you respond to these stunning accusitions, mr Muezzin?
:w:
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What's a joystick? Sounds filthy.

Saimah Ali said:
Lol this thread is hilarious.

Why are so many people's account disabled? Did you poke them out with your moderator authority :ooh:
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I'm not in the business of poking people willy nilly. I'm not that sort of guy.

But maybe they had personal reasons, such as revising for exams etc?

Or they were possessed by chickens.

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How do you try and post on a thread as a serious Muslim when everyone appears to have gone bonkers ???:confused::rolleyes:
 
Fishman said:
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This thread is meant to be bonkers...
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Yes I get it ! WAS trying to emphasise that it is indeed and infact pertains to be and become bonkers. Bonkers in the name of Islam, Is Timmy Mallet in here somewhere by any chance ? Peace
 

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