Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Hisbul_Aziz]

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?

 

[Muezzin]

Gah! I actually laughed...Maybe I should visit the circus more often. JazakAllah khayr.

Oh yeh....well moistoriser...What would happen if it ran it taps? I mean water is the moist(est) you can get right? So why then doesnt it work in the same way moistoriser would?

Moisturiser is oil-based, and so helps to oil the skin. Water is just... liquid.

Where is Woodrow btw? Does he still log in?

Yep.

And I've limited my internet/LI time to max 1 hours 30 mins a day...this is the 4th day and it's working...how long do you think I'll last?

At the time of writing, your account is disabled on request.

Do the mathematics.

My question was not answered (well, I think it got deleted, but I shall copy the quote from unkown_JJ)
Anyhow. I have 5 weeks off after this week to do my homework. Seeing as I am such a lazy person, what are the chances of me actually completing my tasks and actually aiming for a first? Raah.

The same as the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field - 3720 to 1.

But be like Han Solo:

Which is better, Cream buns or chelsea buns?

Hot-cross buns.

Hot-cross buns.

One a penny, two a penny

Hot-cross buns.

Incidentally, what kind of business is this guy running? One a penny and two a penny? Is he high?

what to do if trapped between a bear & la fish?

Watch this instructional video.

Muezzin.
I have a problem on Mondays whenever I wake up I hear my back crack is that normal for a 61 year old.

I'm not a chiropractor.

That's a dinosaur, I think.

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
What's another word for thesaurus?

 

[alcurad]

how to figure out the best show to watch?

 

[~Taalibah~]

best thriller to read?
How to sabotage the Israelis?

 

[Re.TiReD]

I am extremely agitated.

Please please please tell me, for the sake of my sanity and the well-being of my frozen fingers, when will something be invented to capture the sound of my voice when I read out my assignment and then automatically type it up for me?

 

[sevgi]

Party or Partay?

 

[Muezzin]

how to figure out the best show to watch?

Write down 'House', 'Lost', 'Heroes' and 'Everybody Hates Chris' on separate pieces of paper, throw them in the air, and see which ones are easiest to download...er, I mean, catch on the the tube.

best thriller to read?

Give any of Michael Chrichton's work a shot.

How to sabotage the Israelis?

Start more Muslim businesses to donate to Palestine.

I am extremely agitated.

Please please please tell me, for the sake of my sanity and the well-being of my frozen fingers, when will something be invented to capture the sound of my voice when I read out my assignment and then automatically type it up for me?

Google is your friend?

Party or Partay?

Soiree.

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[Na7lah]

will userpages ever come back?

why are so many members leaving?

what would you do if you had this person really annoying you?

 

[Muezzin]

will userpages ever come back?

Do kittens land on their feet after you chop them off and shoot them out of a cannon?

Which is to say, you're asking the wrong person.

why are so many members leaving?

Global warming.

what would you do if you had this person really annoying you?

This.

Except I'd be doing it.

While sitting on the annoying person's scalp.

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[Mujahidah4Allah]

i'm lost on LI wanna give me a map?

 

[AntiKarateKid]

I have a problem!

I do martial arts and have a bad habit of... sizing up every guy that walks by me...as in unconsciously scanning for weaknesses such as a limp...then estimating how many moves it would take to bring him down. :laugh:

 

[sevgi]

I have a problem.

I haven't been living with my parents for like five years now. I've just moved back home.

I'm finding it really hard to adapt to my parents and their way of thinking.

Any advice on how I can make my days run smoother?

 

[~Taalibah~]

My sister says i'm taking her turn at the computer but i say i'm taking mine.
Who's turn is it?

 

[Muezzin]

i'm lost on LI wanna give me a map?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tp-N8j6oSE&feature=related[/media]

I have a problem!

I do martial arts and have a bad habit of... sizing up every guy that walks by me...as in unconsciously scanning for weaknesses such as a limp...then estimating how many moves it would take to bring him down. :laugh:

You remind me of the (anti)hero Caine created by one of my favourite authors Matthew Stover. Read 'Heroes Die'. It's good.

I have a problem.

I haven't been living with my parents for like five years now. I've just moved back home.

I'm finding it really hard to adapt to my parents and their way of thinking.

Any advice on how I can make my days run smoother?

Because about a bazzilion years passed between the date you originally posted that, and the date of this very reply, I don't think my advice would be very realistic.

Therefore, lookit!

I mean, what the hell?

My sister says i'm taking her turn at the computer but i say i'm taking mine.
Who's turn is it?

Whichever one of you guesses the correct outcome of the video below:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgVcH073uso[/media]

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[Re.TiReD]

I'm annoyed, what shall I do.

I'm also confused, what shall I do.

I have a serious Question actually. Like really. What is your opinion of those people who sell Islam. I.E. actually I dont wanna explain, too sleepy.

Ok maybe I will explain, say you're doing something in the name of the deen, yet you charge for it when...hmm blah

 

[Muezzin]

I'm annoyed, what shall I do.

Find this guy

and beat him. With pennies.

I'm also confused, what shall I do.

As above.

But you must also beat this guy

at every Street Fighter game ever made.

For, if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Which is nice.

I have a serious Question actually. Like really. What is your opinion of those people who sell Islam. I.E. actually I dont wanna explain, too sleepy.

Ok maybe I will explain, say you're doing something in the name of the deen, yet you charge for it when...hmm blah

Faith is beyond mere currency.

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[Musaafirah]

Is it silly to start revision 5 weeks before the exams?
Final year exams?
Also, what's the best way to tackle a poster presentation, as opposed to grinning like an idiot?
Also, why do I keep procrastinating?
Seriously.

 

[aadil77]

Should I stay at uni or should I stay at home?

 

[Re.TiReD]

For, if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

That's awesome. What is it? Like where is it from.

Somebody wrote me a poem. But I feel too :embarrass to read it. What do I do opcorn:

 

[Muezzin]

Is it silly to start revision 5 weeks before the exams?
Final year exams?

Like a completely fictitious paramedic created soleley for this punchline once said: Better late than never.

Also, what's the best way to tackle a poster presentation, as opposed to grinning like an idiot?

A script, a prayer, and a lot of practice.

Also, why do I keep procrastinating?
Seriously.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P785j15Tzk[/media]

Tell yourself if you don't do what you're supposed to be doing right NOW, you'll die.

Forget Red Bull - fear of death gives you wings.

Should I stay at uni or should I stay at home?

Whichever option is cheaper and/or more convenient.

Alternatively, toss a coin.

Or toss a coin at a midget and see what he or she says.

Or better yet, toss a midget at a coin.

That's awesome. What is it? Like where is it from.

It's from 'If' by Rudyard Kipling.

Somebody wrote me a poem. But I feel too :embarrass to read it. What do I do opcorn:

Post it online of course.

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