Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!
 
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- Serene - said:
Why so serious?
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Why not?
...54M4K4H... said:
AssalalamuAlaykum

Dont you feel these superhero's are all a tad sad? :D like they're all wimpy and got nothing going for them and they have several moments of fame when they get to help sum1 out but even then they cant tell anybody who they are so they live half a life and are never satisfied and then get so sick of it at the end that they give up and....Hmm

WassalamuAlaykum
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Give em a brake will ya. They're nothing more than a comic book
- Serene - said:
do ever get sick of living and wish u didnt exist?
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Nope cus my life is awesome.
...54M4K4H... said:
AssalamuAlaykum

I want peeplings to be happy, what shall I doooo? :(

:D

WassalamuAlaykum
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Pardon my french but what the hell is a peepling?
*SAFA* said:
...Are you a convert?
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Nope

And why you say 'why so serious' when u aint da mod dat closes threads wit HUMOR?

:D
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It's to mock you.
Happy said:

I ran out of cello tape :exhausted My life is doomed, how shall I stick up my masterpiece?
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Could use glue or your mother's spit. Failing that, a little bit of elbow grease should do it. Don't ask how I know this stuff - it's boarderline haram.
H4RUN said:
No, but it comes wit a dag, you know what dags are dont you, 4 legs, a tail and go 'woof woof', DOGS!... Is it a deal or is it a deal? 'Deal or no deal'
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What I don't get to swap the box?! Fine deal.
Happy said:
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Muezzin/Aamir can you teach me lestarian? lingo? just a few words,
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''Eh up me duck''. Apparently that is leicester slang.

- Serene - said:
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URGENT: How do I convince my parents to let me go to a 1 hour lecture this evening, in a mosque they they is w.a.h.a.b.b.i - fied?!
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Serious questions don't belong in this thread. But I'll answer it this time: be honest with your parents.
 
:salamext:

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?

Why do I get hayfever?

If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?
 
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- Serene - said:
:salamext:

Why have u got a chess piece in your avatar?
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It's not just any chess piece. This is a Black King chess piece, dating from about 1 year ago. Worth it's weight in pestachios.

Why do I get hayfever?
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Flowers and nature in general hate you. But you cannot sue them for discrimination, bloody liberals!

If you were to put humanity into 2 groups, what would you put them into?
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Bad @5535 and retards.
 
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salaamz :D

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo :D

tc w/salaam

ur sis :)
 
I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..
Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?
That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...:phew
 
How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly :p
 
nafy said:
salaamz :D

hope ur all good inshAllah bro's

anyways ma problem..... i wanna grow ma own chocolate...its costin me too much 2 buy it maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...am a chocoholic...

advice...plz n fankoo :D

tc w/salaam

ur sis :)
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Don't worry. I'll give you these guys' contact details.

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They should be on call 24 hours a day, unless they're in that blasted great glass elevator again.

Musaafir said:
I have the same problem with chocolates..
I tried to stop eating em at many points but can't do so..
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Oompa loompa doompity do...

Anyways, did you know that barbers used to use leeches to treat patients?
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Nope. I thought they just cut hair.

That was the reason for the red stripes, because of the bloodletting..Am only mentioning i coz I saw the pic in this thread and it has nothing to do with eating chocs, unless of course bloodletting can be the new cure for chocaholics?
That's a scary thought...
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Or you could just see what happens if you feed a leech chocolate.

Muslimah421 said:
wats your favorite kind of car?
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H4RUN said:
How would you feel if a little kid jus got away from you in a go kart? Would you 'tap' him and 'slightly' nudge him out the way on the corners? Gosh these light little kids are fast!...If they can drive properly
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Obviously I'd just chuck a red turtleshell at him. Hey, it works in Mario Kart.

Sabeeha said:
One nutty thread.LOL :P
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We probably need an allergy warning.

- Serene - said:
What shall I do about my cough?
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1 - purchase a crate of Buttercup Syrup

2 - pour contents of said crate into bucket

3 - tip bucket down gullet

Next!
 
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how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?
 
Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol

are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)


Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?
 
AssalamuAlaykum

How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?

Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?

Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm

What do you say to a glum chum?

WassalamuAlaykum
 
AssalamuAlaykum

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup? :D

WassalamuAlaykum
 
AssalamuAlaykum

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license? :cry:

WassalamuAlaykum
 

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